billprideauxs:

doujinshi:

cruciphix:

cruciphix:

A wasp flew out of the recycling bin and brushed against my lip 😭

And yet…I can’t stop thinking about him…

who? the wasp?? ??? ???

Insomnio, colega, ya cansas.

paxamericana:

cryptid-sighting:

marinarascova:

i… what?

foot fetishists using their powers for good, not evil

dirtyalmondskin:

pettysexual:

gluten-free-pussy:

not-your-basic-butch:

runawayrat:

hey h ey everyone look at This

incredible

It’s a hello kitty breast implant

Hello Titty

@staff !!!!!!!

🔫 fucking snitch

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

garrettauthor:

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait

stardustparker:

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

madagaskarka:

sakurasdivorcelawyer:

Oh oh oh here it COME—

that swing had more screen time than tenten