A great idea to connect the future with the past, seal your digital secrets with an old-school wax-sealing. The Top secret usb.
Man. I’m totally envisioning a Chinese sci-fi movie where the Emperor’s Orders are sealed USBs and you pull one out and everyone fucking kneels when it gets busted open…
did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus
If you were thrown into THAT kind of water, you would also gain the ability to run over it just to get the fuck out
There are game devs.
And then there is Kojima.
FUCK my friend hooked up with this girl and she’s like a mild weeb or whatever but she fucking called him oniichan in bed i’m fucking howling
Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE
I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT
i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.